Conservapedian Evoluutio-sivu

Voi että. Ei olisi pitänyt selata Conservapediaa. Miksi teen sitä? Miksi kidutan itseäni?

Tämän takia.

Sivun oikeassa laidassa on evoluutioteoriaa tarkasti käsittelevä kuva. Yksikään evoluution parissa telmivä teksti ei ole täydellinen ilman Hitleriä.

Jos ei ole mitään tekemistä, niin suosittelen opiskelemaan ihmiskunnan historiaa: Conservapedian tyylillä.

Genesis Chapter 10 places the roots of modern mankind in Noah and his three sons: Shem, Ham and Japheth. The term “Semitic” means “pertaining to the descendants of Shem,” and includes Assyrians, Chaldeans, Aramaeans, Sabaeans, and Hebrews (now known as Jews). Semitic languages include Hebrew and Arabic. Semitic religions include Judaism, Christianity and Islam. One of Noah’s descendants was Abram, who later changed his name as Abraham to reflect his covenant with God.

Both the Bible and many independent sources describe a Great Flood (or “Deluge”), which historians date at about 3000 B.C. Very little of any history, including writings and civilization, has survived from before that time. The biblical account of the Flood is at Genesis 5-8, describing an ark having reasonable dimensions similar to modern ocean steamships. A non-biblical Sumerian (from Sumer in Mesopotamia) account of the Flood was found in the last hundred years, and that account was apparently written about 1600 B.C. Even better, a cuneiform tablet from Babylon was found dating from 3000 B.C., which also described a massive flood in great detail. There are many other ancient accounts of a massive flood found in most other cultures around the world. Fossils and limestone (the result of ocean sediment) are found today on mountaintops and land worldwide at all altitudes. Independent accounts of a great flood can be found in ancient works of China, India, Britain (Druid) and American Indians, all having striking similar details. See, e.g., http://www.searchgodsword.org/enc/isb/view.cgi?number=T2631 . Recently two scientists at Columbia University published a widely praised book that proved that the Flood did occur, entitled “Noah’s Flood,” which concludes that the biblical Flood “is surely a true story of the permanent destruction of a land and its people ….” (p. 251). Yet no public school textbook ever mentions a massive flood.

Mutta jos pidät helpommasta huumorista, niin Barack Obaman sivu sopii sinulle.

reportedly born in Honolulu

will use his Muslim middle name when sworn into office

Elected by claiming to be a Christian

Obama used posters which show a marked similarity to posters of Lenin

President Obama will be the first person having ties to a known former terrorist to gain control over America's nuclear weapons.

Obama may be the first Muslim President

Conservapedia käyttää myös photoshopattua kuvaa Obamasta.

Jos vastaan sattuu tulemaan henkilö, joka siteeraa Conservapediaa ihan vakavissaan, niin juokse karkuun.

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